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谁的手机

分类:英语成人笑话   更新:2016/6/29   来源:本站原创

    There age several men in the locker1 room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a call phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

    "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink2 coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $150,000." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

    "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership3 and saw the 2004 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke4 with the salesman and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60, 000..."

    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

    "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420, 000. OK?" "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye...I do too..."

    The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

    在一家私人俱乐部的更衣室中,有几个刚刚锻炼完的男人。忽然,一张长椅上的手机响了。一个男人拿了起来,于是有了下面这段对话:

    “喂?”“亲爱的,是我。你在俱乐部吗?”“是啊。”“好极了!我在离你两个街区远的商店里。我看上了一件非常漂亮的貂皮外套……绝对完美!!我可以买吗?”“多少钱?”“才1,500美圆。”“好的,可以,买吧,只要你喜欢……”

    “对了,在梅塞德斯代理商那

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