Bear and a Rabbit
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!
A Snail That Wanted to Buy a Nissan
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.
So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be
possible to have the "Z" replaced with an "S"?" The dealer said yes, and it was done.
An, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."
Take a stand on the important things in life!
The Ant Hill
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.
So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.
Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"
Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."