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分类:英语儿童笑话   更新:2016/3/27   来源:本站原创

    英语笑话

    一:She Didn"t Say Anything

    A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t sayanything.”

    二:I Have Turned It Over

    A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s

    too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

    The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and

    then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the

    sheet over. Is that all right?”1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说:我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐。

    2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

    "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

    "Well done. Who was that?"

    "My granny."

    "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

    "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' 0and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

    一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们,”她说:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”

    “我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

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