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[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 1、水果游戏
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal ki

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 2、别无选择
One day,Eve asked Adam,Doyou really love me? Adam said helpless

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 3、位置上的冰激凌
Excuse me,but the seat youve taken is mine. Yours?Can you prove

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 4、总是口渴
Always Thirsty I had an operation, said a man to his friend, an

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 5、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died o

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 6、我是单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fil

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 7、Comparison
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his s

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 8、丑陋的真相
一位年轻妇女抱着刚出生的宝宝,上了一辆公交车。可一看到这个小孩儿,司机吓得大叫了起来。 young woman and her

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 9、恭维话
Compliment Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting t

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 10、To Buy a Video
To Buy a Video Amos asked his mother whether they could have a

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 11、four element of nature
Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, ai

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 12、一个英国人
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a ho

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 13、顾客和服务员的对话
去餐馆吃饭,肯定要和服务员打交道,可要是碰上了下面的服务员,没办法,就只有自认倒霉了。顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!&n

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 14、农民和妻子
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: Sir, do you rea

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 15、他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened?

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 16、Mixed doubles
Mixed doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-5-19] 17、心不在焉的丈夫
An Absent-minded Husband I was accompanying my husband on a bus

[英汉双语笑话更新：2010-3-1] 18、耶稣的电视机
Jesus’s Telly 　　A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib.

[英汉双语笑话更新：2009-6-30] 19、没事偷着乐职业赌徒
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He we

[英汉双语笑话更新：2009-6-30] 20、剩女雷人征婚广告
你还是“剩女”吗?你是否也想结束单身生活?情人节征婚可是个大好的时节!下面是09版情人节征婚广告,看看她们的标准是什么?是宁缺勿烂还是...... 虽然有点搞笑但

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