首先跟大家提下就是,女人喜欢的电影叫做chick flick,男人喜欢的电影叫做macho movies。
The Chick Flick: The Macho Movie:
The main relationship is between a man and woman The main relationship is between a man and his sworn enemy (-or sometimes his sub-machine gun and/or sports car).
There are lots of close-ups so you can see every emotion on the character face. There are lots of long shots so you can see every bit of blood, bone and grey matter that explodes from the character face.
The villains are people you see everyday, like cheating husbands and nasty bosses. The villians are people you'll probably never see in a lifetime, like Arab terrorists and man-eating aliens.
The villain worst act is something awful like sleeping with her best friend pouse. The villain worst act is something awful like stealing a nuclear weapon.
A chick flick always includes child actors so they can add humanity and warmth to the story. A macho movie includes child actors so they can be kidnapped and add suspense to the story.
The characters learn to respect one another through long talks and thoughful actions. The characters learn to respect one another by beating each other up.
-If someone gets a disease, it's inevitably cancer or heart failure. -If someone gets a disease, it's inevitably a rare form of radiation poisoning or an exotic parasitic infection picked up in space.
There will be at least one emotional death There will be at least 20 unemotional deaths
There will be at least one grunting, gooey depiction of childbirth. There will be at least one grunting, gooey scene of hand-to-hand combat.