English Jokes Selections
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when
all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver
to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle
of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and
torn. "What happened to you", asked Bill. "Well, the Farmer gave me the
wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad
passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton. The
driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".
A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?"
The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You
are not supposed to ask a woman her age."
Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?"
The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People
don't want to be asked about their weight."
The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are
older, I'll tell you."
The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend
about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, -
"That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the