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    English Jokes Selections

    Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when

    all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver

    to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.

    About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle

    of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and

    torn. "What happened to you", asked Bill. "Well, the Farmer gave me the

    wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad

    passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton. The

    driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".

    A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?"

    The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You

    are not supposed to ask a woman her age."

    Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?"

    The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People

    don't want to be asked about their weight."

    The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

    The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are

    older, I'll tell you."

    The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend

    about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, -

    "That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the

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